- Wear shirt two times: Dirty
- Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
Next time a guy cat calls me I’m gonna pull a Kanye: “I appreciate that, but here’s the thing: don’t talk. Don’t talk to me, don’t talk to people I know. Don’t even talk to yourself. “
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*